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Hash #643: Sunday, January 22nd, 14:00 HST
Hares: Porcelain Goddess
Location: Hammond Hill.
Details: I promised Baster that upon returning from the warm wilds of Mexico this week that I would wait a FULL TWO WEEKS before I b*tched about the apparent arrival of winter in Ithaca. Say what you will about what a good workout snowshoeing is or how great winter wardrobes can be, I f*cking hate winter. It's not just that I love swimming (I do) or green trails (I really do) or minimal amounts of clothing (I really really do)...it's that I really (to the 3rd power) hate being cold.
Now, for some odd reason, I volunteered to set a hash trail this Sunday.
(Will someone stop allowing me volunteer for trail when I'm drunk in circle?)
Sooooo...put on your super-great winter wardrobes and join me in the search for alcohol in the beautiful snowy forest of Hammond Hill!
The drunker you are, the warmer you are. I say LET US BE WARM.
Meet at the parking lot in Hammond Hill on Sunday Jan 22nd at 1:69pm.
Wear your warmest flosses, bring all the friendly doggies, and get your snowball-pitching arm ready.
On-an entire hash without b*tching?
Peeg!
D'erections: Directions for those of you that are map-impaired (ahem, Floss): Take 79 E out of town. Turn left onto Midline Road. Stay to the right at all 'Y's. Midline Road will become Irish Settlement Road a mile or so in. Follow it for approximately 3-4 miles until you see the entrance to the forest on your right. Turn right and stay right to ultimately find the parking lot on your right.